I officially quit my shitty job today and it feels great. I have a good gameplan as far as my next move goes and I’m starting to feel confident again which will serve me much better than that shitty job. Gonna miss a few people but I’m glad that period of my life is over. I feel I’m ready for any challenge the future can bring because of what I I went through there. Embrace change in your life. If something is holding you back from what you want then make the change. I know it sounds hokey but it’s true. Oh by the way right here on this very blog I will start my new NFL column. Starting next week. So you know. Subscribe or get me a new job. Thanks for reading. I love you all.
I work for an awful corporate monster that has absolutely zero respect for my individuality or anything else that identifies me as a unique person. They keep scheduling me for brutal stretches of nights when I have gone on the record several times saying that nights don’t work for me. There are multiple people in my department yet they force me to be there almost every night because no one else wants to be there. Needless to say when I’m forced to be somewhere eight nights in a row it is difficult to maintain any type of performance schedule. Especially for standup. I’ve been dealing with this over a year and it doesn’t seem to be improving. I know my days are numbered there and I would love to get fired so I can collect unemployment but there’s no way I’ll ever be that lucky. If I was an expert hacker I would add my boss to MegansLaw.com. I could just become an asshole and piss everyone off but that didn’t work the last time this scheduling shit got out of hand. This blog post serves no purpose. My work won’t read it and take action to aid me. Prospective employers will probably get scared because they don’t want to be the next group of shitheads that has to deal with me. I get no therapy from it because it just saps any sort of effort out of me. The only reason why I’m doing it is to have something to push me. Knowing this is out there on the record might actually force me out of there. If I’m still there in three months I can go back read this and realize nothing has changed and quit on the spot. It’s just a shitty restaurant tourists go to and get diarrhea because the food quality is shit and no one cares. Especially me.
Check out this bizarre promotional experiment for Bleachers upcoming album. If you look very close at the end you can see me.
This is a video Zack made. Check out Winning One Liners and anything else Zack does. He’s a funny guy.
Spent a day in the desert making this. Got pretty sunburned. It was fun. Hire me. I hate my job.
I miss El Cid.
I had the pleasure of being in a project my friend Ben Berman directed a couple weeks ago. It’s not ready to post yet but this is the last thing I did with him.
My friend Cornell showed me this a while ago and I found it hilarious. Found it as I was going through my YouTube channel and realized a shot for shot remake of this is the only kickstarter campaign I would ever donate money to.